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Class elections are being held today. My niece Ally is running for vice president. Here she is giving bribes for votes. Free chalk for everybody!
Why is everyone going to Bhutan? And why did my luggage get heavier after I emptied it? And where in the hell is my laptop?
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How the Past Comes Back Like shadow across a stone, gradually– the name it darkens; as one enters the world through language– like a child
Bluebell in the evening after a long, hard day of rusty, screechy pedaling. You’re a pain in the ass, Bluebell. Also, I secretly love you.
Diving into the Wreck — Adrienne Rich First having read the book of myths, and loaded the camera, and checked the edge of the knife-blade,
“Ode to Billie Joe” comes to mind as I travel 25 miles in a mere 2.5 hours. Washington, DC, how I have not missed you.
Pop quiz? If you wrote a memoir, what would you title it? Mine would be My Truth Is in My Fiction. Wanda’s: Pure Unadulterated Trash.
This morning I’m picking up a rental car. Until now I’ve gotten around Mount Rainier, Maryland, and throughout Washington, DC, by bicycle and by foot.
“Do not worry. You have always written before and you will write now. … Write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.”
A nearly plotless story about Moona the Wish and my temporary lodging in Mount Rainier. The story’s short, so it has that going for it.
I got the Barnard Hill Park blues. I’m going to explain why and share a geography lesson to boot. What more could you ask for?
I love blueberry smoothies. They’re the bomb. Literally. With little effort they can create an amazing blueberry ceiling. The best part? They’re easy to make.
I’m at Kramers Kramerbooks Cafe. Or whatever it’s called. The staff usher people out the door as part of their “fewer patrons, happier employees” policy,
The National Portrait Gallery Courtyard Cafe is the loveliest damn thing on the planet. For reals. (Yeah, I just said for reals. So sue me.)
“Writing is hard. Coal mining is harder. Do you think miners stand around all day talking about how hard it is to mine for coal?”
I’m low maintenance. I only look high maintenance. My pantry holds roughly 15 items. My one shelf in the fridge holds an additional 15 items.
I have a large random key collection. It includes every key I have ever owned. I can’t ever ditch them. What if I need them?
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