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Blueberry Ceiling

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I love blueberry smoothies. They’re the bomb. Literally. With little effort they can create an amazing blueberry ceiling. The best part? They’re easy to make.

Here’s the simple three-part recipe I tried out in Mount Rainier, Maryland, during my three-month stay:

1. Put blueberries and almond milk in a blender. Put in other stuff too if you like, but make blueberries the main ingredient.

2. Push the Blend button and watch the smoothie shoot up into the ceiling Mount Vesuvius style.

3. Repaint the ceiling white.

It’s that simple.

4 Responses

  1. We should get together and you can make the smoothie while I make blood sausage and the kitchen will look like a magical rainbow! Or a murder scene!

  2. A Smurf-based murder scene. 🙂

    On a related note, I’d like you to come up with a recipe that calls for both blood sausage and blueberries. We can include it in our jointly authored cookbook titled “Foods No One Should Ever Make.”

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