I belong to an international socializing and networking group called InterNations Denver. I often receive emails suggesting that InterNations may actually be a dating service.
Here’s a recent email from a promising lad. Note that his nationality, as listed on the InterNations site, is American, and his first language is listed as English.
Dear Carolyn,
Subject: hi
hi,
How are you,I need to say sorry if I have disturb you or just write into your privacy, you look very beautiful, cute and matured,I am Federick Morgan, 39 yreat old man and am I am divorced man living with my daughter,I am a mechanical engineer/Oil contractor with an oil company.
I notice the beautiful profile of yours while I was searching, so I decided to drop few words and see if I can get to know more about you. I will like to know you if you don’t care. I really need to let you that only God’s creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you….The greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on your profile. I am love with blond hair. I wish I could see through your eyes so I would know what you like to see. I wish I knew your wishes, so I could give you everything you want. I will be very grateful if you can pay attention to my words and give me a chance to prove my reality, and see if I can take you to where you’ve never being.
I love watching movies, theater, home improvement, reading and cooking.i am single looking for a very serious relationship, if you care to know more about me, write me at [email removed for Federick’s protection] i will surely write you to tell you more about myself and share more pictures with you and see how it goes.
Have wonderful day
Cheers
Federick Morgan
You’ll be surprised to hear that I did not write back to Federick Morgan. I’ve also never run into him at an Internations Denver meetup.
If I do ever see him, my first question will be about his parents. Of the one zillion names available for newborn infants, they landed on Federick? Fasciating. Please, please, please tell me more. I’ll also be sure to give him a chance to prove his reality and see if he can take me to where I’m never being. Because that sounds amazing.
