Why aren’t you taking my advice?
Don’t be all, um, you never offered me any advice and anyway I don’t need any right now and if for some reason I did need advice why would I turn to you? That’s just silly. You see that, right?
So I’ll ask you again: Why aren’t you taking my advice? I’m chock full of useful information.
Carolyn: Cheryl Strayed, you’re super busy these days, what with your book tours for Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things and your pool parties with Oprah and your backlog of unanswered …