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Paul Ryan has a widow’s peak, reminiscent of Ronald Reagan and Eddie Munster and Ayn Rand.

As it turns out, a widow’s peak signifies youth, vigor, and an appealing physique when running around shirtless after a P90X workout.

According to James C. Penney, “The best way to stop a bad habit is never to begin it.” It’s for that very reason that I never have and never will shop at his stupid store.

Are you a painter if your pieces don’t sell? Are you a carpenter if you build your own home and no money exchanges hands? What does it take to claim the … Continue Reading

Blunderbuss vs. Jenny, the Kitten

Are you watching Portlandia? Cause it’s kind of awesome.

Is It Local?

“The chicken you will be enjoying tonight … his name was Colin. Here are his papers.”
Portlandia rocks.

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