Want to visit me? It’s super easy. Just follow the 25 simple steps below. (Note: Printing these directions makes them even super easier!)
- Drive, cab, bike, or walk to the Clay Lofts.
- Park if you drove, cabbed, or biked. Do not park if you walked.
- Approach the fortress-like metal gate out front.
- Try to make sense of the big professionally printed sign with conflicting information about how to enter said fortress.
- Hone in on the part of the professionally printed sign that says you should enter right here.
- Scan the directory on …