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Clay Lofts Directory

Want to visit me? It’s super easy. Just follow the 25 simple steps below. (Note: Printing these directions makes them even super easier!)

1. Drive, cab, bike, or walk to the Clay Lofts.
2. Park if you drove, cabbed, or biked. Do not park if you walked.
3. Approach the fortress-like metal gate out front.
4. Try to make sense of the big professionally printed sign with conflicting information about how to enter said fortress.
5. Hone in on the part of the professionally printed sign that says you should enter right here.
6. Scan the directory on … Continue Reading
   

Angela’s back. Remember her, the lady who screams in the Clay Lofts parking lot in the wee hours of the morn? Well, she has a friend called Cassandra. I know this cause Angela screamed Cassandra’s name 492 times at 2 a.m. I hope I have the opportunity to punch Angela one day.

Last night, the BBC did an interview with a reporter at Wired magazine. It was hard to hear the reporter over the car alarm in the background. After the interview, the BBC reporter noted that if listeners were annoyed by the car alarm, just consider what the Wired staff … Continue Reading

Denver (the Dog) at Night, Clay Lofts, Denver

My friend Samuel brought his Welsh Corgi over last night. Denver is the second dog that has been in my new place. The first dog took a dump on the carpet in my upstairs office a couple of weeks back. Last night, Denver marched in the door and promptly peed in the direction of a decorative table, which he apparently mistook for a tree or a light post.

I am truly blessed. My home has been baptized … Continue Reading